Addison: Did you sleep with my brother?
Naomi: Yes…
Addison: You know him! You know what he’s like.
Naomi: Yes! He’s fun! It doesn’t mean anything, it’s not gonna go anywhere, and it was great! God, who knew? Who knew that meaningless sex could be so amazing?
Violet: You had meaningless sex? … Congratulations!!!
Addison: … with my brother!
Violet: Oh! Well, nice, yes, he’s very…
Addison: Violet!!
Violet: Sorry. Uh…I know it’s difficult to view family members in a sexual context.
Addison: Whoa, whoa, stop, stop! Okay, my brother and sex in the same sentence…ew! Ew, ew!
Naomi: Why aren’t you mad at him?
Addison: Because! There is a difference between my brother being a whore, and my best friend consciously choosing to sleep with him!
Violet: I’m not your best friend. Can I sleep with him?
